Considering Las Vegas for your wedding?
So, you are you tired of all the wedding
planning craziness, and just want to climb up on top of all your wedding "to-do"
lists and jump off to find the blessed relief of death? Don't want one of those big production wedding events that leave you
broke, stressed, and fighting with each other? Are you bummed that your only
choices seem to be the standard, plain brown wrapper church wedding or maybe to
end up standing in front of the local judge's desk (complete
with a large picture of George Bush hanging on the wall), an overflowing
ashtray, with the fumes from "The World's Best Golfer" coffee cup half full of sludge that used
to be drinkable filling the room? Isn't it sad that couples think that the only way to have a fun,
romantic, and relaxed wedding is to boogie off to Vegas for an exciting weekend of
cigarette smoke, endless rows of slot machines clanging away, and a whole lot of
$1 per beer inspired lovin'
afterwards ! You silly, impetuous kids!
The problem with that is simple. You meet the needs of your fun, inner wild child urge, but the romantic and spiritual part ain't happening as you sit in your rented Chevy Cobalt at the drive up Love Monkey Wedding Chapel awaiting your turn with a bored and overweight, fake Elvis to pronounce you to be married forever!
"Thank you very much! Gimme another jelly donut!" Sigh...
I've heard so many regret stories from
couples who jetted off to Vegas for a "romantic" getaway weekend, but
that saying about Las Vegas is true... "What happens in Vegas, stays in
Vegas"... including the romance. A joining of 2 people should be sweet,
honest, peaceful, genuine, and honorable. The glitz and hi roller, Chippendale
dancer, million neon lights in your face sort of wedding that Las Vegas
represents seems somehow hollow and lacking to me...
(And what is that smell that permeates every building in that town anyway?)
BUT WAIT ONE MINUTE BEFORE YOU BOOK THAT FLIGHT!!
We have another way! It's called "a beach wedding"! This is a place where you can just dump those shoes (along with the typical wedding pressures..),and just be yourself.. You can laugh like a gull, cry like a baby, sing in the wind, dance in the surf, and love each other like there will be no tomorrow! It doesn't feel oily or kinda sneaky/dirty. My services are all about our humanity, and as love and laughter go hand in hand, flipper in flipper, and claw in claw, you will have an experience unlike any other wedding you've probably been to!
Take a moment to see the couples on these pages that are very real and genuine people (just like you), who made the choice to have small and intimate weddings with us on our area beaches. They look kinda happy to me! We always offer warm, stress free, and intimate ceremonies and beach wedding photography to leave you with memories to keep you smiling (and your friends who suffered through their own high stress weddings jealous as hell)!
And it never smells like Las Vegas on our beaches! Just salt air and sea grass....
